Transformers 3 Astonishingly Awful
Michael Bay needs to send me a check for the tickets I bought as the dullness of this 157 brutually long minutes movie kicked me almost immediately. It was one of those movies that they hype of the previous films almost required your attendance yet again. Anthony Lane of the New Yorker hit it right on the head when he said, "The third outing for a herd of toys that should have stayed in their boxes."
I feel that after they decided to kick all the Autobots out and on a shuttle, the movie became a black hole of robot gigantism at its peak. Sam all of sudden realises that he loves the super hot model and now is the time to save her, who is in Chicago in the middle of a Decepticons clusterfuck. The glass building scene made me want to eat glass. It was so drawn out and so unrealistic that I was debating on running out to watch my salvation of Harry Potter again. From the previous films, how in the world am I to believe that the girlfriend, called a Deception "a bitch" and still was able to trott off in her heels and ever so clean white blazer. Of course everyone was saved only seconds from the deaths or short circuit. It happened all to ofter I was on the verge of gagging.
Don't waste your money on seeing it in theatres. Matter of fact don't waste your money on renting it either, use the free Blockbuster or Redbox codes they're always passing out.
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